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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?","punchline":"Because they might peel!","id":340}
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Let's go ride bikes!","id":140}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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