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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}

{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

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